You send us your pictures by post or email and we print them onto fabric and make it into stuff... easy.

We spent a lot of cash on this website, so we want you to use us more than once....best way to do that is to DELIGHT YOU with outstanding quality in every aspect of you pictures transformation into stuff. We believe that the quality of our textile printing and the stuff it gets made into, is the best in the market.

Very very very very very... is that durable enough? (a transcript of this technical description is available below.) The Dyetex process ensures the fabric is not coated or printed 'onto... the colour you see is actually 'in' the fabric at a molecular level (our resident boffin is available to elaborate, just wake me up when he's done) basically you need to destroy the textile before you lose any colour. Is that hard enough for ya?

Very very very very very very very... I think that's even more durable than the print... so that must be good. I guess your getting the durable thing now shall we move on?

Yes, the print is lightfast and totally water proof. As long as you tell everyone who see's it, where you got it from we'll let you hang it outside.

No. We print textiles. If you want plastic looking canvas go to your local department store or do a google search for 'rubbish prints'... You'll find loads... NOT ALL DIGITAL PRINTS ARE THE SAME... and I will say 'I told you so...'

No. Unlike other companies, the price quoted by photostuffdirect is the price you pay to get it from your postie. Shipping is FREE. All prices INCLUDE VAT.

(Boffin Alert!) Minor artwork retouching is included, we always optimise the image for the best results. This includes: Exposure correction so the highlights, and shadows are as close to you original as you can get. We will sharpen the image, resize, format the image to the size needed for your print, proportion, remove any date stamp and reduce red eye. We don't offer major restoration or creases scratches or generally shabby prints in with the price. We are very clever I grant you, but magicians we are not... (although John can make a pork pie disappear before your eyes... does that count?) If you strictly want us NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING please say (we won't be offended). However If you require extensive retouching we will make a basic £10 charge. You can buy a CD of the retouched image too (£4) which can be useful if it's a cherished photo. We will contact you before doing any extra work though. Coz we're nice like that.

Oh no .... I'm off to sleep I'll let the boffin take over. Digital images: Upload then when you order or burn them onto a disk, Most modern digital cameras are capable of producing fairly good results when enlarged. Ideally, the resolution of your digital image needs to be a minimum of 300 dpi for a normal 4 x 6 print allowing us to enlarge it and still maintain excellent print quality at actual size. In some cases, we can work with lower resolution. If you have no idea about the image resolution, send it and we’ll have a look. Prints: Post in. We scan any original photograph up to A4 (8.5 inches wide by 11.75) preferably no smaller than 2.5 x 2.5 inches. When sending photographs, artwork or disks to us, please ensure that it is packed in a decent rigid envelope and wrapped as necessary. Don't use paperclips. Address your envelope before putting the photo in, make sure the ink on order form is dry before placing against photo(s). We cannot be held responsible for loss or damage of photo in postal system. We return photo with finished item with signed for delivery. If the photo is of sentimental/monetary value please make a copy before sending it to us. Has he gone?? Clever bloke.....he still cant tie his own shoe laces tho...

Yes. That was an easy one. C'mon try a bit harder.

That's more like it... We do reserve the right not to reproduce a picture if we think it will cause offence or infringe any copyright law. Bags and stitched stuff When you choose your photo, make sure the subject is clear and has enough room around it to fit the shape of the thing you want it on (diagrams are on the order form). Please bear in mind that there is approximately 8-10mm of the fabric print that gets stitched into the bag item by hand on all four sides. We do our very best to avoid handle eyelets landing on any key features. Canvas frame prints These wrap around edge to the reverse of the frame. Please be sure to avoid any key subject at the edge of the photo. There is an 'artwork submission tips' sheet with nice pictures, you can see when you print the order form, that even I can understand!!!!

What ever you want... after all its your bag ... one side .... both sides with same picture ...or both sides with a different picture ... it simply depends how much you want to spend, see price list oohhh how slick are we?

SERIOUS NOTE Yes. We are very careful with people's photographs. They are stored safely. Me? Grown up?

Well the stuff is that hardwearing I can't tell you much here, don't use a wire brush or a drill on it, don't put a 1.2meter x 1 meter stretched canvas print in your washing machine, if it gets dirty wash it with soapy water, if you rip it order a new one.

We hold the prints on our server for 28 days, to comply with the data protection act (ask the other printers how they comply?)

Our crack team of elves will craft your stuff with there bare hands taking a full 14 days just on your order alone, I'd show you a picture but they are very shy... If you need a rush order for a specific birthday / wedding / mothersday / anniversary / impatient person let us know and we will do our best to give the evles extra portions of gruel and rush it through.